1) Well, I’m drivin’ down the highway, I believe I’ve had enough
I need a bigger, badder car to show the world I’m tough
A car with lots of muscle, power to spare
A car that takes no prisoners to show that I don’t care
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I need a real big car, I need a real big car
An automatic or a stick
Something bigger than my
I need a real big car
2) I don’t care ‘bout the mileage or environmental stuff
I want a car that kicks ass when some dude calls my bluff
A car with glasspack mufflers, I like that roar
With flames painted on the hood for when I go to war Chorus
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Now you might say I’m crazy, just an automotive whore
But maybe you don’t understand what a I want it for
I need a real big car
3) I want somethin’ smokin’ that will vacuum up the chicks
With the tight pants and the high heels and the fire engine lips
Girls who understand why a woman has those hips
I want the whole enchilada not just salsa and some chips Chorus
