1) Well I’m gettin’ older and it’s kind of strange
I know it‘s normal but I feel deranged
Nothin’ works like it used to do
I guess that I’m lucky I can walk and chew
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‘Cause I’m older now, older somehow
It’s not something I would choose this loosening of screws
But I’m older now
2) My face is wrinkled and my eyes have bags
I work out at the gym but everything sags
I’ve got vitamin supplements and various pills
To slow down, stop or treat multiple ills Chorus
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And I still don’t know what women are about
You’d think by now I’d have figured’em out
They always want to know how I feel and such
But it’s gotten to the point that I can’t feel much
Speakin’ of which I’ve lost the thread
Of how to make things work out in bed
They say good lovin’ is all in your head
But right now it feels like wakin’ the dead
‘Cause I’m older now
3) I put the milk in the oven and the butter in the sink
Forget about garbage ‘til it starts to stink
Afternoons I need a nappy poo
And I’m grateful everyday for what prunes can do Chorus
